Why did the banana tree make a doctor’s appointment during a terrible storm?īecause her fruit was peeling under the weather.ĭid you know that before you became my best friend, I used to hang out with another girl every single day in her super awesome tree house? What cruelty-free fashion do stylish evergreens wear?
What happens to the most lovely trees every Valentine’s Day? What football player do tree leaves root for? Having so many limbs and not being able to walk. What is the most frustrating thing about being a tree? What kind of stories do giant sequoia trees tell? What did the Jedi say to the sacred tree? Which Canadian city is a favorite vacation spot for American trees? She called in sick and went to the beech. Why isn’t the squirrel hard at work collecting acorns at the oak tree? Where do birch trees keep their valuables? What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and a wooden engine? In order to get down, she had to sit on a branch and wait until fall. What motorcycle brand do London plane trees ride through the forest?ĭid you hear about the elephant that got stuck up a tree last summer? Which flowering plant is a champion equestrian? Would you ever consider going on the almond tree diet? I was looking up at an acorn and couldn’t figure out why it appeared to be getting bigger and bigger. What did the owl say to the sick tree to make it feel better? Why is a group of similar trees called a stand? Why did the young Canadian climb up a tree with a hockey stick?īecause he wanted to join the Maple Leafs. What do you call nice trees without any teeth? What did the rock say when it rolled into the tree?
Would you like to read a joke about tree-free paper?īecause they get stumped by the questions. What is a triangle palm’s favorite school subject? Why do dogwood trees make wonderful pets? Why do Platanus occidentalis have to see the doctor more than any other trees?ĭid you hear about the big corporation that’s making syrup from supposedly contaminated trees? How did the idiot get hurt while raking leaves? Why are leaves always involved in risky business?īecause they constantly have to go out on a limb. What tree produces fruit that tastes like chicken? What do you get when you cross a tree with an artificial waterway? She was jealous because every one of them had a bigger crown than her. Why did the evil queen order her subjects to cut down all the trees in the kingdom? What is every single tree’s least favorite month? Where can Adansonia trees go for a quick trim? She’s still pining to be one of the poplar kids. Why can’t the lonely evergreen stop thinking about high school? How do you properly identify a dogwood tree? What did Betula pendula say to her super-annoying sister?ĭid you know that I can cut down a dead tree just by looking at it? What do you get when you cross a tabby cat with a lemon tree?Ī snare drum and a crash symbol fell out of a tree. What did the trees wear to Mother Nature’s pool party?ĭo you want a brief explanation of an acorn? What did the tree do when the bank closed? Some of them are sure to carve a smile on your face.īecause they are the best at throwing shade! A collection of funny tree jokes, ridiculous wisecracks, and amusing stories, as well as humor about trees, nature, and the environment.
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